B COY FITBA TEAM SELECT FROM PANG AMO ©
F. T. A.
In goal we need a sturdy man
So graceful and so tall
Big Malky will be my first choice
To palm down every ball
Right-back's a more athletic type
by popular appeal
A wall of solid flesh we need
So enter - James McNeil
Left-back's no problem either
He's easy to be foon,
He's always left-back anyway
Our Father - Topper Broon
Right-half's a fetch-and-carry man.
An individual weaver
Who better for this craftsmanship
Than Robert "Young Lad" Dever?
The centre half's the man we want
To captain, and I'll wager
No better chap to fill the post
Our friend, the Sergeant Major
Left-half, a man we maybe need
don't think I have forgotten
He'll keep the forwards "sterilised"
Old Joseph-Beef-McNaughton
Outside-right, a younger lad
Some tactics we can teach
There will never be one young or fit as this
Immortal Dexter Leach
Inside-right a scorer
And a keen young lad we need
Well "Bomba" won the job hands down
He wants to get a heid
Our centre-forward needs to be
A marksman like a jet
We'll paint the ball with Gurkha Rum
And "Stretch" will burst the net
The inside-left, a distance man
To run about the ground
Now running makes one thirsty
So-Bill Sinclair has been found
Outside-left's the final man
A most important winger
We picked on "Irv" to end the team
Just watch him go his dinger
Now that's my team to challenge all
O'er Xmas and New Year
Will somebody please challenge them
And take them all from here?
'Ne Obliviscaris'
